{"id":1300,"date":"2014-05-28T15:10:18","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T14:10:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.fr\/?p=1300"},"modified":"2016-12-06T15:47:19","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T14:47:19","slug":"the-chaos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/?p=1300","title":{"rendered":"The Chaos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a special poem that you can use to imrove your english pronunciation ! Good luck !<\/p>\n<p>Dearest creature in creation<br \/>\nStudying English pronunciation,<br \/>\nI will teach you in my verse<br \/>\nSounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse<br \/>\nI will keep you, Susy, busy,<br \/>\nMake your head with heat grow dizzy.<br \/>\nTear in eye your dress you&#8217;ll tear,<br \/>\nSo shall I! Oh, hear my prayer,<br \/>\nPray, console your loving poet,<br \/>\nMake my coat look new, dear, sew it!<\/p>\n<p>Just compare heart, beard and heard,<br \/>\nDies and diet, lord and word,<br \/>\nSword and sward, retain and Britain.<br \/>\n(Mind the latter, how it&#8217;s written).<br \/>\nMade has not the sound of bade,<br \/>\nSay said, pay-paid, laid, but plaid.<br \/>\nNow I surely will not plague you<br \/>\nWith such words as vague and ague,<br \/>\nBut be careful how you speak,<br \/>\nSay break, steak, but bleak and streak.<\/p>\n<p>Previous, precious, fuchsia, via,<br \/>\nPipe, snipe, recipe and choir,<br \/>\nCloven, oven, how and low,<br \/>\nScript, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.<br \/>\nHear me say, devoid of trickery:<br \/>\nDaughter, laughter and Terpsichore,<br \/>\nTyphoid, measles, topsails, aisles.<br \/>\nExiles, similes, reviles.<br \/>\nWholly, holly, signal, signing.<br \/>\nThames, examining, combining<br \/>\nScholar, vicar, and cigar,<br \/>\nSolar, mica, war, and far.<\/p>\n<p>From &#8220;desire&#8221;: desirable&#8211;admirable from &#8220;admire.&#8221;<br \/>\nLumber, plumber, bier, but brier.<br \/>\nChatham, brougham, renown, but known.<br \/>\nKnowledge, done, but gone and tone,<br \/>\nOne, anemone. Balmoral.<br \/>\nKitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel,<br \/>\nGertrude, German, wind, and mind.<br \/>\nScene, Melpomene, mankind,<br \/>\nTortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,<br \/>\nReading, reading, heathen, heather.<br \/>\nThis phonetic labyrinth<br \/>\nGives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.<\/p>\n<p>Billet does not end like ballet;<br \/>\nBouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet;<br \/>\nBlood and flood are not like food,<br \/>\nNor is mould like should and would.<\/p>\n<p>Banquet is not nearly parquet,<br \/>\nWhich is said to rime with &#8220;darky.&#8221;<br \/>\nViscous, Viscount, load, and broad.<br \/>\nToward, to forward, to reward.<br \/>\nAnd your pronunciation&#8217;s O.K.,<br \/>\nWhen you say correctly: croquet.<\/p>\n<p>Rounded, wounded, grieve, and sieve,<br \/>\nFriend and fiend, alive, and live,<br \/>\nLiberty, library, heave, and heaven,<br \/>\nRachel, ache, moustache, eleven,<br \/>\nWe say hallowed, but allowed,<br \/>\nPeople, leopard, towed, but vowed.<br \/>\nMark the difference, moreover,<br \/>\nBetween mover, plover, Dover,<br \/>\nLeeches, breeches, wise, precise,<br \/>\nChalice, but police, and lice.<\/p>\n<p>Camel, constable, unstable,<br \/>\nPrinciple, disciple, label,<br \/>\nPetal, penal, and canal,<br \/>\nWait, surmise, plait, promise, pal.<br \/>\nSuit, suite, ruin, circuit, conduit,<br \/>\nRime with &#8220;shirk it&#8221; and &#8220;beyond it.&#8221;<br \/>\nBut it is not hard to tell,<br \/>\nWhy it&#8217;s pall, mall, but Pall Mall.<br \/>\nMuscle, muscular, gaol, iron,<br \/>\nTimber, climber, bullion, lion,<\/p>\n<p>Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, and chair,<br \/>\nSenator, spectator, mayor,<br \/>\nIvy, privy, famous, clamour<br \/>\nAnd enamour rime with hammer.<br \/>\nPussy, hussy, and possess,<br \/>\nDesert, but dessert, address.<br \/>\nGolf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants.<br \/>\nHoist, in lieu of flags, left pennants.<br \/>\nRiver, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,<br \/>\nDoll and roll and some and home.<\/p>\n<p>Stranger does not rime with anger.<br \/>\nNeither does devour with clangour.<br \/>\nSoul, but foul and gaunt but aunt.<br \/>\nFont, front, won&#8217;t, want, grand, and grant.<br \/>\nShoes, goes, does. Now first say: finger.<br \/>\nAnd then: singer, ginger, linger,<br \/>\nReal, zeal, mauve, gauze, and gauge,<br \/>\nMarriage, foliage, mirage, age.<br \/>\nQuery does not rime with very,<br \/>\nNor does fury sound like bury.<br \/>\nDost, lost, post; and doth, cloth, loth;<br \/>\nJob, Job; blossom, bosom, oath.<br \/>\nThough the difference seems little,<br \/>\nWe say actual, but victual.<\/p>\n<p>Seat, sweat; chaste, caste.; Leigh, eight, height;<br \/>\nPut, nut; granite, and unite.<br \/>\nReefer does not rime with deafer,<br \/>\nFeoffer does, and zephyr, heifer.<br \/>\nDull, bull, Geoffrey, George, ate, late,<br \/>\nHint, pint, Senate, but sedate.<br \/>\nScenic, Arabic, Pacific,<br \/>\nScience, conscience, scientific,<br \/>\nTour, but our and succour, four,<\/p>\n<p>Gas, alas, and Arkansas.<br \/>\nSea, idea, guinea, area,<br \/>\nPsalm, Maria, but malaria,<br \/>\nYouth, south, southern, cleanse and clean,<br \/>\nDoctrine, turpentine, marine.<br \/>\nCompare alien with Italian,<br \/>\nDandelion with battalion.<br \/>\nSally with ally, yea, ye,<br \/>\nEye, I, ay, aye, whey, key, quay.<br \/>\nSay aver, but ever, fever.<br \/>\nNeither, leisure, skein, receiver.<\/p>\n<p>Never guess&#8211;it is not safe:<br \/>\nWe say calves, valves, half, but Ralph.<br \/>\nHeron, granary, canary,<br \/>\nCrevice and device, and eyrie,<br \/>\nFace but preface, but efface,<br \/>\nPhlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.<br \/>\nLarge, but target, gin, give, verging,<br \/>\nOught, out, joust, and scour, but scourging,<br \/>\nEar but earn, and wear and bear<br \/>\nDo not rime with here, but ere.<br \/>\nSeven is right, but so is even,<br \/>\nHyphen, roughen, nephew, Stephen,<br \/>\nMonkey, donkey, clerk, and jerk,<br \/>\nAsp, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.<\/p>\n<p>Pronunciation&#8211;think of psyche&#8211;!<br \/>\nIs a paling, stout and spikey,<br \/>\nWon&#8217;t it make you lose your wits,<br \/>\nWriting &#8220;groats&#8221; and saying &#8220;grits&#8221;?<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a dark abyss or tunnel,<br \/>\nStrewn with stones, like rowlock, gunwale,<br \/>\nIslington and Isle of Wight,<br \/>\nHousewife, verdict, and indict!<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you think so, reader, rather,<br \/>\nSaying lather, bather, father?<br \/>\nFinally: which rimes with &#8220;enough&#8221;<br \/>\nThough, through, plough, cough, hough, or tough?<br \/>\nHiccough has the sound of &#8220;cup.&#8221;<br \/>\nMy advice is&#8211;give it up!<\/p>\n<p>[by Gerard\u00a0Nolst Trenite, \u00a01870 &#8211; 1946]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a special poem that you can use to imrove your english pronunciation ! Good luck ! Dearest creature in creation Studying English pronunciation, I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse I will keep you, Susy, busy, Make your head with heat grow dizzy. Tear in eye&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1303,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-autres-poemes","category-51","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1300"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1302,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1300\/revisions\/1302"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}