{"id":3556,"date":"2025-07-05T18:02:45","date_gmt":"2025-07-05T17:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/?p=3556"},"modified":"2025-07-05T18:06:33","modified_gmt":"2025-07-05T17:06:33","slug":"lhistoire-du-boucher-et-du-dernier-poulet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/?p=3556","title":{"rendered":"L&#8217;histoire du boucher et du dernier poulet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Une femme entre dans une boucherie juste avant l&#8217;heure de fermeture et demande : \u00ab Avez-vous encore du poulet ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/1000036214.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" src=\"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/1000036214.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3558\" srcset=\"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/1000036214.jpg 720w, http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/1000036214-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Le boucher ouvre son cong\u00e9lateur, sort son seul poulet restant et le pose sur la balance. Il p\u00e8se 1,5 kg.La femme regarde le poulet et la balance et demande : \u00ab En avez-vous une qui est un peu plus grosse que celle-ci ?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Le boucher remet le poulet au cong\u00e9lateur puis le ressort, mais cette fois en le posant sur la balance, il a astucieusement gard\u00e9 le pouce sur le plateau de la balance. La balance affiche maintenant 2 kg.&#8221;C&#8217;est merveilleux&#8221;, dit la femme. &#8220;Je vais les prendre tous les deux, s&#8217;il vous pla\u00eet !&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jusqu&#8217;\u00e0 pr\u00e9sent, le Boucher a la t\u00eate \u00e0 l&#8217;int\u00e9rieur du grand cong\u00e9lateur \u00e0 la recherche du premier poulet \ud83d\udc13 \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une femme entre dans une boucherie juste avant l&#8217;heure de fermeture et demande : \u00ab Avez-vous encore du poulet ? Le boucher ouvre son cong\u00e9lateur, sort son seul poulet restant et le pose sur la balance. Il p\u00e8se 1,5 kg.La femme regarde le poulet et la balance et demande : \u00ab En avez-vous une qui&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3558,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-contes_philosophiques","category-4","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3556"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3560,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3556\/revisions\/3560"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}