{"id":1420,"date":"2014-11-28T10:20:18","date_gmt":"2014-11-28T09:20:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.fr\/?p=1420"},"modified":"2014-11-29T19:19:42","modified_gmt":"2014-11-29T18:19:42","slug":"le-lion-et-les-touristes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/?p=1420","title":{"rendered":"Le lion et les touristes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000033;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-1435 \" src=\"http:\/\/saber-benmimoun.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/lion-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"lion\" width=\"265\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/lion-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/lion.jpg 670w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 265px) 100vw, 265px\" \/>Deux touristes qui se prom\u00e8nent dans la brousse sans armes voient tout \u00e0 coup venir \u00e0 leur rencontre un lion en qu\u00eate d&#8217;un bon repas. L&#8217;un des deux ouvre imm\u00e9diatement son sac et commence \u00e0 chausser ses baskets.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000033;\">&#8211; Tu es fou, lui dit l&#8217;autre, tu ne penses tout de m\u00eame pas que tu vas courir plus vite que le lion.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #000033;\">&#8211; Bien s\u00fbr que non, mais je voudrais courir plus vite que toi.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deux touristes qui se prom\u00e8nent dans la brousse sans armes voient tout \u00e0 coup venir \u00e0 leur rencontre un lion en qu\u00eate d&#8217;un bon repas. L&#8217;un des deux ouvre imm\u00e9diatement son sac et commence \u00e0 chausser ses baskets. &#8211; Tu es fou, lui dit l&#8217;autre, tu ne penses tout de m\u00eame pas que tu vas&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1435,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-anecdotes","category-36","description-off"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1420"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1437,"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions\/1437"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/saber-benmimoun.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}